I, personally, LOVE to call people "Negative Nancy" or "Downer Debbie" when they happen to be exceptionally doom and gloom - like it is my personal responsibility to harass people into having a good time. Smile, damn it! Recently, I was sitting on the beach with a friend of mine when he said that he was having a lot of very good days as of late and therefore felt that a bad one was brewing in his future. Well, I had to pull the Gloomy Gary card on him and after a drawn out name calling sess, we joked about the prospect of coming up with names to associate with each letter of the alphabet. Outrageous Oscar? Perhaps, but I liked the idea and I had some free time. If anything, it gave me a good laugh.
A: Antagonistic Agnes
B: Balky Bob
C: Counteractive Carey
D: Downer Debbie
E: Erroneous Eddy
F: Fussy Frank
G: Gloomy Gary
H: Hater Hank
I: Irritating Ingrid
J: Jaundiced Jim
K: Kranky Kathy (haha - just let it happen)
L: Lousy Larry
M: Moody Mary
N: Negative Nancy
O: Ornery Oscar
P: Pessimistic Patty
Q: Quarrelsome Quinn
R: Reluctant Roger
S: Sob Story Sally
T: Tiresome Tony
U: Unwilling Ursala
V:Vexing Victor
W: Woeful Walen
X:
Y:
Z:
It was just going to get silly if I started pairing the last 3 letters of the alphabet with names like - Zany Zack. ...we will just forget the rest of the alphabet....mmmmkk? Haha....and I'm an English teacher. Whatever - go be a Balky Bob about it! But, seriously, go and call Mr. Doom and Gloom a Hater Hank and demand some god damn positivity!
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